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Regime Change on TiVo

by R. Lee Sullivan

I love “Wal-Mart and the Red Chinese Secret Police.”
In Chinatown, I saw a bootleg DVD with the same title.

      “You prices are not being everyday low.
        I will kick you in the endcaps, evil geriatric greeter!”

So, how do you like life during wartime?

      “This ain’t no Mudd Club, or CBGB,
        I ain't got time for that now.”

I listened to “Rock the Casbah” on the way to work this morning — fourteen times.

       “As soon as the shareef was chauffeured outta there,
         the jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.”

Just seemed like the thing to do ...

— San Francisco, 20 March 2003